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  “愚人节”是从19。世纪开。始在西。方兴起流行的民间节。日,在当天有装饰房间,恶作剧,捣乱,整人的活动。那么关于。愚人节英语祝福语有哪些,下面来看看小编为您整理的吧!



愚人节英语祝福语


  


  愚人节英。语祝福语推荐


  1、You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!Just a second,don't misunderstand.CUTE means:Creating。,Useless,。Troubles,Everywhere.


  2、Today, tomorrow。 an。d forever there will be。 one heart tha。t woul。d always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll.


  3、Yo。u Are the on。e who is CHARMING,。You Are the one who is INTELLIGENT,。You Are the one who is CUTE,And I am the One who is spreading these R。UMOU。RS.


  4、If you are a shoot。ing star I chase given you, if you ar。e a satellite I will wai。t f。or you, if you are a sta。r I'll Fall in love with you, but unfortunately ... you are a gorilla I。 can only see you at t。he zoo ! Un。fortunately, ah!


  5、April Fool's Da。y coming, April 1, text message。s are bogus, means just the。 opposite, please。 pay attention. The following is the first: You are a lover of handsome jade tree as beaut。iful as the devil is!


  6、I love you for life! This is true trust m。e! You're my baby! Life is missing you can not do! Your heart is only I know! Your eyes the most tender,April Fool the happy!


  7、Psychological tests: You race against a bear, you want to: 1 you run fast 2。 fast 3 slower than the bear ... the answer : 1。 t。han beasts, beasts; 2 animals; beast than you! Happy April Fool '。s Day。!


  8、You sta。nd in the crowd was white from the wind long hair, as the most beautiful melody, echoed in my mind, I want to say: your wig of。f ... today Apr。il Fool'。s。 Day O。h。!


  9、Poor mobile phone use。rs, very sorry, because you confirm this entry SMS, so infected the April Fool's Day bacteria. Bacteria are marched in 愚人节英语祝福robust pace through。 your body .....


  10、I。f。 you l。ook。 ugly, please call 110; if you build well, pleas。e call 120; If you are a bad temper, please call 119; if you feel beaut。iful, please。 call my cell phone。, go into the d。etails ......


  11、your face。 than th。e Chen Sh。imei also America's eyes brighter than the wi。se; my lo。ve than Lu Zhishen。 deep my love than Guan Yu is still long, but my pro。mise Monkey King is al。so empty. April Fool's Day Happy!


  12、you are very happy; see you are very happy;love you I will never do; your mind is something I have been。 doing;howev。er,lie to yo。u just。 what happened.


  13、Last night I Got a sever。e Headache。.I wen。t to the Doctor.He s。aid that It。 would be cured If I would send a SMS to some stupid。 person.


  14、This lov。e, is love, a love, go。od love, way love,To love, k。eep love, an l。ove, idiot l。ove, busy love,For love, 20 love, seconds love!Now read it without the word love.


   


  愚人节英语祝福语


  1. Because of you I believe in fate perhaps al。l this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?


  因为。你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着。我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?


  2. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the。 old Beijing is the most characterist。ic of the cultural heritage of one。 o。f a lethal strong and e。asy-to-carry concealed not w。eapons and other c。haracteristics…… shoot you use the most appropriate!


  砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文。化遗产之一,具有杀伤。力强,易于携。带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!


  3. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than…。 answer:。 you than beasts also a beast; you are beas。ts; beast than you。! Happy April Fool's Day!


  心。理测。试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比。禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!


  4. Notice: April Fool's Day appro。aching on April 1 you receive text messages are b。ogus meaning ex。ac。tly opposite pleas。e pay a。ttention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng b。eauty of the blossoming devil build lover!


  通告:愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好。截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼。身材的大众情人!


  5. you a。re the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in。 my drea。m but it was obscured by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower。 in my heart but held; you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the fac。e of first the.....。.


  你是我心中的太阳可惜下雨了;你是我梦中的月亮可惜被云遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵可惜开过了;你是天上的嫦。娥降临人间可惜脸先着地了……


  6. in my eyes you will always be looked so carefree and eating wi。th r。elish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep. I really envy you ah sometimes think do a pig is also very good.


  在我眼。里你看上去永远是那么无忧无虑吃饭永远是津津有味睡。觉永远是酣然而睡。。。我真羡慕你啊有时想想做一只猪也挺好的。


  7. my mother and I s。aid I like you I w。ant you to accompany me day and night. You know thr。ough this period of time I found that I can't be without you now. But my mother refused she said: "the family is not allowed to raise pigs"


  我和我妈妈说了我很喜欢你想要你日昼夜夜陪伴我。知道吗?通过这段时间交往我发现我现在不能没有你了。可是我妈妈不肯她说:“家里不准养猪”


  8. Aft。er dinn。er s。even C。ommandment: I quit smoki。ng quit immediately eat two fruits three ring relaxed belt the four immediat。ely quit dri。nki。ng Wuj。iebaibu w。alk bat。he immediately quit six seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?


  饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七。戒立即睡觉!八戒:记。住了吗。?


  9. If you look ugly call 0 if you build well call 120 if you temper b。ad call if。 you feel beau。tiful call my ce。ll phone and elaborated…。…


  如果你长得难看,请打0;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈……


  10. Because you I belie。ve in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven ha。ving a Mianmianzhizhong tra。ct。ion. Now I want to say is that I。 Shangbe。izi--what。 is。 built Nie ah?


  因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上。天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!


  11. Als。o known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characte。rist。ic of the cultu。ral heritage of one of a lethal stron。g and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!


  砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀。伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶。器等多种特点,所以——拍你用它最合适!


  12. Psycholog。ical test: If you and the。 coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fas。t。; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast tha。n you! Happy April Fool's Day!


  心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!


  13. Shaceng said: I have 1 cha。nge! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 2 changed! In his Tang Seng。: Nishi on the tr。eat。ment you。 change a ph。one call I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!


  沙僧说:我有1变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有2变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电。话,看。人家妖怪都拿手机看短。信呢!愚人节快乐!


  14. an urgent reminder: look at your left and then look at yo。ur right. Please be careful just slipped o。ut of a mental illness his f。eatu。res are: holding a mobile phone look around.紧急提醒:看看你的左边再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病他的特征是:拿着手机东。张西望。


  15. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future; think and you。 g。o mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: don't walk a dog!


  想和你去看海却掌握不住莫测的未来;想和你去登山却布满对理想的茫然;想和你去飘流却到不了幸。福的天堂;想和你逛街却得。到警。察拒绝他说:不许遛狗!


  16. the first。 sight to see you I said to myself: you are my life to s。trive for the goal I wan。t to pursue you I want。 to hug you. I。 want to announce: I love you....。.....


  第一眼见到你我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标我要追求你我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………。人民币!


  17. do you have a TV? Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building c。ollapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1。 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated!


  你那里有电视。吗?快看。CCTV1美国。白宫被炸了整栋楼全塌了警方已经关闭了。整个华盛顿1。人死亡32人受伤人失落。。。1人受骗!


  18. d。o not move! Robbery! All han。ds up! Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal。 st。ation in the middle hey! Said is you but also installed to see the phone!


  不许动!抢劫!全部举起。手来!男的站左边女的站右边反常的站。中间哎!说的就是你还装着看手机!


  19. you。r quality such as plu。m general staunch; my character like a glacier and refined。; you have admirable connotation; you h。ave let people dump of cool; and we respectfully call you "Meichuan underpants was"!


  你的品质如梅花一般刚烈;我的性格像冰川一样蕴藉;你有令人折服的内涵;你有让人倾倒的酷;liuxue86.com于是我们尊称您为“梅川内酷”!


  20. yesterday I dreamed of y。ou really the sky is s。o Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so。 bound。less you sta。nd on the blue sea I take small st。ick a poke you。 hey this i。s small bastard case is quite hard.(算命w。ww.www.xxxxx.xxx)


  昨天我梦见你了真的天空是那么明静阳光是那么明媚大海是那么。一望无垠你站在蔚蓝的海边我拿小棍一捅你嘿这小王八壳还挺硬!


  21. th。e d。ay I sa。w you in the supermarket! You secretly reache。d barcode scanner and the。 screen display: yu。an pig's trotters. Do you think the machine is broken a。nd leaned over to loo。k at the scree。n d。i。splay PigHead meat yuan!


  那天我看见你了在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到条码扫描器上只见屏幕显示:猪蹄元。你认为机器坏了把脸凑。过去看屏幕显示猪头肉元!


  22. It is just a gust of wind worth mentioning but why is so eternal just a dream。 wh。y is so real you do not b。ow to t。h。e phrase but I can not cal。m I finally couldn't help t。o say to you: next time you fart say!


  仅仅是一阵风也罢了偏偏是这样永恒仅仅是一场梦也罢了偏偏是如斯真实你低头不语我却难以平。静我终于禁不住要对你说:下次放屁时说一声!


  23. In my eyes you will always be looked carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is alway。s Hanran sleep…… I

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